Facts speak louder than statistics

Sunday, 19 January 2014

Left vs. Right: You’ll Be Sorry!

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Lefty: Ha, I just went onto your page and said some nasty things about you and called you names! I bet you feel sorry now!!

Conservative: Not at all.

Lefty: I made you look like a fool with what I said!

Conservative: No you didn’t.

Lefty: Yes I did! After calling you all those things the people who read your page would be leaving in droves!! I win! You will never recover from this setback I have inflicted on you!!

Conservative: No one really took too much notice actually. Since you had nothing worthwhile to say no one bothered and are concentrating on real issues.

Lefty: I called you a racist! Now people know how wrong you are on everything!!

Conservative: Like I’ve told you before, the race card as played by the left is seen by us as you just admitting you can’t actually offer a real rebuttal to anything we’ve said.

Lefty” Ummmm, well I called you a few other things as well, that would have hurt you a lot! You’ll never recover from my awesome putdowns!

Conservative: Awesome? Try pathetic and lame.

Lefty: Well all your page supporters now think you’re racist! All your pages supporters will abandon you in droves!!

Conservative: Again, the race card as played by the left is seen by us as you just admitting you can’t actually offer a real rebuttal to anything we’ve said.

Lefty: No! What I said was devastating and you know it!! All your friends and family will think you are a racist! What I’m saying affects you big time!!

Conservative: My friends and family know I am not racist. And yet again the race card as played by the left is seen by us as you just admitting you can’t actually offer a real rebuttal to anything we’ve said.

Lefty: What I said devastates you and you know it!

Conservative: Since your pathetic style of debating is devoid of facts and only filled out by stupid insults I have no respect for anything you say. Since that’s the case why do you think I would care about anything you say? And as I said before, my friends, family and supporters know what you are saying about me is not true and even your friends know it’s not true.

Lefty: Well they say you’re racist as well!

Conservative: But they say it in the same context you say it so therefore they know it’s not true as well. You all know before you even say it you are full of it!

Lefty: No! I’m devastating!!

Conservative: No, because once again your lame debating tactics have been shown up I’d say you’re devastated.

Lefty: Oh, you said it was pathetic earlier, make up your mind! It can’t be both!!

Conservative: I can see why you’d say that given there is not even one real point in anything you say.
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